My name is Lisa. I am an information junkie.
Last night I googled dreadlocks.
Yes, you read correctly--dreadlocks.
Because I just wanted to know how to make them
and the Internet would tell me.
Now I know.
I am addicted to information seeking.
Don't tell me I'm the only one.
What's the strangest thing you've googled lately?
Tell me I'm not the only one.
I do not, nor will I ever have dreadlocks.